Back on 95 South!
You know, there's got to be a special place in Heaven for all of God's vendors! First, we pack all of our freshly printed and embroidered designs, specific to each show, in plastic boxes. Next, we line those "puppies" up on our loading dock, and Warren begins the fine task of geometrically loading the van. That's when you can hear his melodious voice peal, "Damn those overstuffed boxes!!!" After all of his prodding, coaxing, cussing, and kicking . . . We are packed and ready to go!
Now, my job as navigator is to not only put up with Warren's driving persona - he is the self-proclaimed Universal Monitor of ALL Drivers, and as such, finds it necessary to give detailed reviews of all motorists and their impending doom! - I must also be on the look-out for neighboring Cracker Barrels and Love's Gas Stations. . . Not to mention lowering the voice of our GPS which consistently and unceasingly says, "Recalculating!"
But I digress, 95 South, this trip, means Sun N Fun in Lakeland, Florida. We are returning this year, despite our lackluster experience of last year, basically due to the relocation of our spot, and the VERY slim pickings of Air Shows, but that's another story (check our last blog).
At any rate, you will hear more about the actual Air Show later this week. For now, Cracker Barrel is coming up at the next exit and I do not want to hear RECALCULATING again!
Now, my job as navigator is to not only put up with Warren's driving persona - he is the self-proclaimed Universal Monitor of ALL Drivers, and as such, finds it necessary to give detailed reviews of all motorists and their impending doom! - I must also be on the look-out for neighboring Cracker Barrels and Love's Gas Stations. . . Not to mention lowering the voice of our GPS which consistently and unceasingly says, "Recalculating!"
But I digress, 95 South, this trip, means Sun N Fun in Lakeland, Florida. We are returning this year, despite our lackluster experience of last year, basically due to the relocation of our spot, and the VERY slim pickings of Air Shows, but that's another story (check our last blog).
At any rate, you will hear more about the actual Air Show later this week. For now, Cracker Barrel is coming up at the next exit and I do not want to hear RECALCULATING again!
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